i haven't darkened a photo in photoshop for ages... should i feel guilty for using photoshop to make crap photos look a little more dramatic?

Why would I give her my screwdriver?

River Song

The Weeping Angels

Calm Assertive

She never looks at me.

" 'Polly,' Mr Lynn said in a slightly quaking voice, 'what are we going to do with all these screwdrivers?' " - "Fire and Hemlock", Diana Wynne Jones

"He's choking on his tongue, not his feet." - House, House.

"... the tattooed man. Who loved his wife, the tattooed lady. And was proud of his son, the tattooed baby." - Isabel Dalhousie, Alexander McCall Smith

"... What do you think about that?"
"... Nothing."

"There os a story pf why so few birds remain in certain areas of the great north-west. Thousands upon thousands of birds would be attracted by the seed sown to feed the vast army of Wall labourers. The birds would eat much of the seeds and so, to save the food, and hence the people, a general had ordered hundreds of thousands of long poles to be cut and sharpened. The troops patrolled the fields, holding the poles above them, poking at the birds when they attempted to land. Because the birds could not land to eat they literally died of exhaustion and hunger. This story is often used to illustrate the might of a united China." - Braam Malherbe, "The Great Run"